tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10847354436704183892024-03-13T23:13:35.170-07:00New House GirlI'm Alicia Bien. Mr. Wonderful (aka my husband) and I are first time homeowners
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California. Here are some of our adventures fixing up a house while living in it, parenting a baby,
coping with neighbors, and negotiating life in the married lane. Thanks for stopping by my sunny, funny blog! Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10876203901347318399noreply@blogger.comBlogger386125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1084735443670418389.post-89804009358403520982016-10-30T18:37:00.000-07:002016-10-30T18:37:09.571-07:00Hayrides: One of the Best Things of LifeSunshine, walking, love: some of the best things in life are free.<br />
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A new roof, new flooring, and new windows throughout The House: some of the other best things in life are super expensive.<br />
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I should know: we've spent the past two months getting a new roof, new flooring, and new windows, which have been great but also pricey. With all those costly projects done, the next pricey thing on our list was redoing the bathroom.<br />
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Mr. Wonderful and I are famous for agreeing to start a DIY project, but even more famous for disagreeing on how to complete a project.<br />
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Hayrides exist on the best-things-in-life-spectrum somewhere between walking in the free sunshine and redoing your roof for a humongo hefty price tag. Rather than spend another day roaming home improvement stores to compare and contrast tile, sinks, and facet fixtures that we would never agree on anyway (<i>He likes the gray one; </i><i>I like the leopard print one</i>), we opted to ditch the DIY bathroom reconnaissance and get into the season by going on a hayride.<br />
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"What's so great about a hayride?" my spouse said bouncing our DD (Dear Daughter) on his knee.<br />
"You go on a hayride to get bumped, jostled, and get hay in your hair."<br />
He cocked his head. "Like I said: what's so great about a hayride?"<br />
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This hayride reached paramount importance when I realized that neither Mr. Wonderful nor our DD had experienced a hayride. There was only one thing to do.<br />
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Jump on a wagon, have a tractor pull us through a cornfield, and drape myself in a pumpkin.<br />
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Okay, so there wasn't one but several things to do. And in the picture below, that's not a pumpkin but a gooseneck gourd, which was lovely and funny at the same time. That's my kind of squash.<br />
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Most importantly, Mr.Wonderful and DD experienced an awesome, cheap hayride full of bumps, jostling, and hay in our hair. We laughed the whole time. After stopping the tractor in a grassy field full of gourds, the tractor driver announced that we could pick out our own pumpkin. My heart sank. Mr. Wonderful and I couldn't agree on anything at the home improvement store, how were we going to pick out a pumpkin for our family? </div>
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I surveyed the hundreds of pumpkins in the field and bit my lip. "Which pumpkin... do you want?"</div>
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"The orange one," he said with a smile. I gave him a high five and we let DD pick it out.</div>
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WOW. If choosing bathroom tile, faucets, and fixtures were this easy The House would have been completely redone six months after we bought it! Needless to say, before we venture out again to shop for new bathroom accoutrements, I'm taking all of us on a hayride because we can agree that some of the best things in life are cheap.</div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">For those of you wondering what makes Bourbon, “Bourbon” the U.S. government decided that it must contain at least 51% corn mash, be aged in new barrels, and when drunk, put hair on your chest. </span>All the Bourbons we drank fit that description.</div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">We visited several distilleries beginning with <a href="https://www.makersmark.com/">Maker’s Mark</a>, the popular Bourbon with the white, red, and black label. The distillery’s campus is uniformly beautiful with all the buildings painted in white, red, and black. Even the gardens were lush in white, red, and black plants. Don’t ask me how they did the black plants. But when they choose a theme, they really carry it. All. The way. Through. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">Bourbon is aged in barrels which are stored in a facility called a rickhouse, and the one at Maker’s Maker was stunning. The glass flowered ceiling was made by the same artist who decorated the <a href="http://www.reviewjournal.com/entertainment/arts-culture/chihulys-art-blossoms-bellagio-and-beyond">Bellagio Casino</a> in Las Vegas, minus the fountains because... water and Bourbon don't mix.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">We had a great time touring the Bourbon Trail. It was fun, delicious, and gave us the break we needed before embarking on our next little home-improvement project: redoing the whole bathroom. Maybe I can survive this latest project, if I have a glass of Bourbon Cream. Or two. Thank you, Bourbon Trail! To My Old Kentucky Home!</span></div>
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10876203901347318399noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1084735443670418389.post-34570652036815844402016-09-30T08:18:00.001-07:002016-09-30T08:18:14.519-07:00Italian Recipe--that's NOT Pasta When talking about food, say the word "Italian", and everyone thinks pizza, pasta or pizza-pasta-presto! But after spending the summer cooking and baking countless recipes from the Italian cook book--<a href="https://www.amazon.com/Essentials-Classic-Italian-Cooking-Marcella/dp/039458404X">Essentials of Classic Italian Cooking </a>by Marcella Hazan--I've learned a bunch of recipes that are not pizza, pasta or pizza-pasta-presto!<br />
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In short, if you want to be creative and make any dish Italian, make sure it has Parmesan cheese, cream, and plenty of butter. <i>Ecco! </i>Instant dinner Italiano! Like the following one...<br />
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Here is the recipe for Creamy Parmesan Peas that I have been making all summer. Mr. Wonderful loves it.<br />
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2 cups heavy willing cream<br />
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1 half onion diced<br />
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2 cups cooked (or frozen peas that have been thawed) peas<br />
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Presto! It's manga-mangia time! <i>Buon appetito!</i><br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10876203901347318399noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1084735443670418389.post-7910533049769503962016-09-18T10:24:00.000-07:002016-09-18T10:24:34.597-07:00The Big GiveawayThey say it's better to give than to receive. And lately we've been giving a lot of... Tomatoes!<br />
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This year our little, <i>uber</i> fertile garden patch has produced a bumper crop of tomatoes that has been delicious and worth sharing.<br />
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We've got tomatoes up to our eyeballs and coming out of our ears, nose and hair follicles. So all our neighbors got some--twice--as did many of our friends, and even some acquaintances. I even had to buy bags to give away our free tomatoes. These tomatoes are costing me money!<br />
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The difference this year, was that 1) The plants produced more fruit per plant; and 2) Mr. Wonderful and I had a little helper in the tomato patch. Our Dear Daughter loved helping us pick the tomatoes for others, although she frequently took a bite out of every tomato she picked. Which is okay because we have so many tomatoes! Tomatoes! TOMATOES!</div>
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Hoping your garden is providing you a bounty!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10876203901347318399noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1084735443670418389.post-10610687715459919652016-09-07T18:35:00.003-07:002016-09-07T18:35:58.014-07:00Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?--The Contractor Episode<i>I need you. I love you. I'll do anything you want. </i><br />
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There are no words sweeter to the ear. And lately I've been hearing them a lot.<br />
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It started with Mr. Wonderful whispering them to me, which is a good thing because I'm still crazy about him. So I'm glad he still likes me. Sort of.<br />
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Actually what Mr. Wonderful said in a hoarse voice while squeezed between the washing machine and the wall was: "<i>I need you</i> to hand me the Phillips screwdriver." When I gave him a tool, he said: <i>"I'd love if you</i> could ID a Phillips screwdriver." And when I dug through his tool box messing up its neat order, he said: "<i>I'll do anything you want</i> just leave my tools alone."<br />
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The trick to living with your spouse in a fixer upper house while fixing it up is having selective hearing. Which I do. Which is also probably why our relationship is still going. Which it is.<br />
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<i>I need you. I love you. I'll do anything you want. </i><br />
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But these honeyed words were also being bandied about by the roof company salesmen. Having someone else do our roof work, you say? Oh Mr. Wonderful did not come to this decision easily. For months he contemplated by himself removing our old roof by himself and laying a new one by himself. He even figured how many vacation days he'd need to do such a mammoth job. When I pointed out the summer weather forecast for the next four weeks and how our corner of L.A. would make Satan's home seem frigid, he decided that someone else could do the roof work. My man's the smartest!<br />
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Being a committed DIY-er though, he just didn't want the roof removed and the same type of roof put on. Oh no! He wanted a U.S. Department of Energy-approved "Cool Roof" installed to reflect the sun, keep our home cooler without using the air conditioning, and bring us world peace.<br />
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Diligently he met with various roofing company salesmen, showed them the job, and compared their quotes. They all said the same thing, "<i>I need you. I love you. I'll do anything you want." </i>But when fast-talking Roof Salesman #5 added that he could do the work for a fraction of the cost that the others had said, Mr. Wonderful believed him.<br />
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"Do you really want <i>this</i> fast-talking guy to put on our new roof?" I said making a cheese and cracker tray with one hand and balancing the baby in the other.<br />
"He was the cheapest," my spouse said.<br />
"But is he the best?"<br />
"He's the best at being the cheapest," he said signing on the dotted line.<br />
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The guy was also the best at being the smarmiest. <i>I need you. I love you. I'll do anything you want. But I won't write it in a contract.</i><br />
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Verbally the man agreed to the Cool Roof and its special specs that the DOE and Mr. Wonderful wanted. But on paper, this fast-talking Roof Salesman left lots of contractual loopholes to allow him to squeeze us everywhere for more moolah. It was a horrible feeling. So after being on the job for 48 hours, Mr. Wonderful did the only thing the contract allowed: he fired him.<br />
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But the fast-talking Roof Salesman's company was not doing the actual work. Oh, no! Instead it had hired a Contractor to have his workmen do the job and these workmen were already halfway done removing our old roof. When the firing happened, the work stopped, at which point we had a roof of exposed wooden boards. That's it. And it was the hottest part of July. So is my man smarter than a 5th grader? Maybe.<br />
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Hearing about the firing, the Contractor stepped up and said he could help us finish the job. He told us the magic words: <i>I need you. I love you. I'll do anything you want. I'll just never see you. </i><br />
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"Do you really want <i>this</i> mystery guy to put on the new roof?" I asked tossing a salad with one hand and holding the baby with the other.<br />
"He's honest," my spouse said before hiring the guy via the telephone.<br />
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The guy was honestly the worst because Mr. Wonderful had never met him since said Contractor worked out of Lake Tahoe, which is eight hours away by car and on another planet from our roof. So after 48 hours Mr. Wonderful fired him. When the firing happened, the work stopped again, at which point we still had a roof of exposed wooden boards. At this point I realized the average bunny rabbit was smarter than my man.<br />
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But the Contractor was not doing the actual work on our roof. Oh, no! He had hired <i>Sub-</i>Contractors and they were the ones standing atop The House, risking their lives, to install the roof which had been completely stripped down to wooden boards. In the record-breaking August heat all we had between us and the fierce sun were a couple of thin, wooden boards. And I realized OMG: a cactus is smarter than my man.<br />
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Hearing about the firing, the Sub-Contractor stepped up offering to finish the job for us with the magic words: <i>I need you. I love you. I'll do anything you want. I've just never done this before. </i><br />
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"Do you really want <i>this</i> newbie guy to put on our new roof?" I asked stirring marinara sauce with one hand while holding the baby in the other.<br />
"Better a new guy than an old one," Mr. Wonderful said hiring the newbie via text.<br />
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And this new guy was the best idea. He worked hard because it was his first managing gig, yet after five years of installing roofs, he knew what he was doing with Cool Roofs, and his crew followed his directions to a T. They shuffled the old roof tiles into the dumpster, installed the DOE-approved insulation, the special paper, the flashings, and laid the new super reflective tiles. They all did outstanding work. Oh my goodness! My spouse is so smart for hiring them. I never doubted my man!<br />
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At the end of the three and a half week job I walked inside our newly roofed house and realized the cool tiles did reflect the sun; and they did insulate the house from the heat, keeping our home a pleasant 76 degrees F without the air conditioning. Amazing.<br />
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It's triple-digit hot.<br />
So of course it's time to cook Italian food over the stove.<br />
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<a href="http://newhousegirl.blogspot.com/2016/06/traveling-italy-with-toddler.html">After the trip of a lifetime to Italy this spring</a>, <a href="http://newhousegirl.blogspot.com/2016/06/my-summer-of-italian-food-porn.html">I promised to cook Italian this summer.</a> I decided to learn to cook from the best, Marcela Hazan, and her cookbook <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essentials-of-classic-italian-cooking-marcella-hazan/1100013646">Essentials of Classic Italian Cooking </a>full of essential, need-to-know recipes of, well the classic dishes of Italian cooking.<br />
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Update: I have made over three dozen recipes from Marcela's book.<br />
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Newsflash: Marcela does not disappoint.<br />
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Newsflash P.S.: My jeans are getting snug because I am eating so much good food but still! I cannot stop cooking and eating Italian!<br />
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I made and ate Marcela's fresh carrot salad (Directions: shred the carrots, toss them with salt, olive oil, and lemon.) Verdict: Amazing. It will re-energize your love for carrots.<br />
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I got so inspired by Italian food that I veered from Marcela to experiment on my own. In an effort to get my daughter to eat more vegetables, I made creamy peas. Instead Mr. Wonderful and I arm-wrestled over who would eat her peas. It was our first argument in years. If you want to make this recipe, be sure to double it.</div>
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I've made more dishes, but right now the kitchen and Marcela are calling me to get back to cooking and eating. So until next time, friends: Buon Appetito!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10876203901347318399noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1084735443670418389.post-79527303179515091142016-07-17T09:29:00.000-07:002016-07-17T09:29:13.145-07:00Thanks for the Memories<div style="font-family: Times; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal;">
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">“You should replace your roof,” our 86 year-old neighbor called out from the perch of his lawn chair.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">“Good morning, Harold,” I said plucking the newspaper from the driveway. “But our roof is fine.” </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">“Your roof’s at least seven years old,” he said eyeing the shingles on our house as if he were a California Highway Patrol stopping a drunk driver on St. Patrick’s Day. Ever since Christmastime when Harold and Norma had gotten a new roof for their house, the 86 year-old had become the self-styled expert at home coverings doling out advice as he saw fit. Like now. “You should replace it.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">“Oh,” he shrugged. “You want your roof to fall in? Well that’s your business.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">Months ago when the fear and excitement of the weather phenomenon known as El Nino was sweeping California bringing promises of wet weather and an end to the drought, a bajillion Golden State homeowners got their roofs redone. You couldn’t walk down a street where there wasn’t at least half a dozen homes getting their roofs stripped and re-shingled. Harold and Jean were two such eager homeowners. Since our elderly neighbors had witnessed the entire history of our house from our moving in day stretching back to the California Gold Rush, we asked them how old our roof was. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">“It was just redone,” Harold had said at the time. “About a year or two before you got here.” Which comforted us, giving Mr. Wonderful and me the confidence not to re-roof our house in the pre-El Nino rush. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">But now in one morning stroll to fetch the paper, our roof had aged becoming seven years old? Hmmm. Maybe Harold’s memory was off?</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">Taking the baby out for a walk I saw our 85 year-old neighbor in the driveway.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">“Afternoon, Norma—”</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">“Harold’s wrong about the age of your roof,” she said hauling grocery bags out of her car. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">“You roof’s at least ten years old.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">I found this nugget of information disturbing for several reasons: 1) Our neighbors discussed our roof’s history when we weren’t present; 2) Kids grow up fast, but our roof was aging faster than my child; 2) and 3) I still wanted to get in the pool but the pressure of buying a new roof was inserting cracks into my perfect summer idyll. Maybe Norma’s memory was off?</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">By the time I returned from the park with a sleepy baby, I saw both our elderly neighbors standing in their front yard, with another man wearing a fedora, staring at our house. </span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">“Hi Harold, Norma—”</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">“This is my brother, Steve,” Norma said hitching her thumb towards the hat-wearer in their threesome.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">“And they’re both wrong,” Stephen said. “Your roof is over 25 years old.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">And in one fell swoop my perfect summer day became frenzied with googling “new roofs”, “shingle roofs”, and “cool roofs”. So much for enjoying our pool. The idyll was gone. Arrrggggg. Harold and Norma, thanks for your memories.</span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10876203901347318399noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1084735443670418389.post-78574887458062798732016-07-04T11:20:00.003-07:002016-07-04T11:20:57.612-07:00Yankee Doodle Dandy Easy Pasta SauceHappy Fourth of July! The day we celebrate all-American things like independence, fireworks, barbecues, and ... pasta?<br />
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Yes, in my Summer of Italian... Food Porn, even the most American of holidays has an Italian food connection. And of course it's pasta.<br />
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In the 1700's young British men of the wealthy classes traveled to Italy to polish off their formal education and to make them more worldly. On this so called Grand Tour they hiked the ruins of Rome, explored the pleasures of Venice, and ate the latest pasta dishes of the Boot peninsula, which in the 18th century, was macaroni.</div>
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Returning to England, these young men were enamored with all things Italian: the rip-roaring history; the high fashion with tall, decorated wigs; the classical architecture; and the delicious food... like macaroni. To be fair, anything would taste delicious to young Britons raised on Marmite and haggis. But I digress. Other older, less worldly Britons liked England being English and derided these internationally-minded young men as foppish dandies before the label "foppish dandy", existed so they took to calling them "Macaronis". Sort of like how we call today's instagram-ing, bacon-loving population under 35, "Hipsters".<br />
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In the 1700's, the British in Britain looked down on American colonists as being uneducated, rough-around-the-edges and home-spun. I mean, who did these colonists think they were trying to fight a war against the mighty British army? Therefore, during the American Revolution, British troops made up a song to make fun of this uncouth American.<br />
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The song posits that the American Yankee thinks he can be a classy Macaroni just by putting a feather in his cap. How ridiculous! If he wants to be a Macaroni, he needs to go to Italy and see those sights, wear that fashion, eat that delicious food! </div>
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When the American soldiers heard the song they LOVED it, dismissing the derision and embracing the plucky, rough-around-the-edges Yankee who took on, and beat the grand British army for American independence! </div>
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In honor of the daring pasta-loving attitude of our Yankee Doodle I have an Easy Pasta Sauce recipe for your next pasta meal of linguine or fettuccine (but not macaroni!). Of course it has tomatoes, which are very American:</div>
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Finally, in honor of this American Day of Independence I continue my annual tradition of reading the (surprisingly short!) Declaration of Independence today. Here is a <a href="http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/declaration_transcript.html">link to this bold Declaration of Independence</a> that was signed in Philadelphia on this day 240 years ago. </div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10876203901347318399noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1084735443670418389.post-68669537235543035842016-06-26T04:49:00.000-07:002016-06-26T04:49:10.638-07:00My Summer of Italian... Food PornI went to Italy.<br />
I saw Italy.<br />
My tastebuds were conquered by Italy.<br />
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After a fantastic writer's residency at Tuscany's <a href="http://www.thelemontreehouse.org/">Lemon Tree House</a> and a fun-filled family vacation in Italy, my body may be back in Southern California, but my taste buds aren't. To stay nothing of my soul, which is still dining at the Piazza Navona, lingering in Vatican City, and floating somewhere along the Arno. At. The. Same. Time. So even though I'm here in L.A., I'm still there in <i>Italia</i> eating the pici pasta, the paper thin pizzas, and luscious <i>gelatos</i>. <i>Fior di latte</i> flavor anyone?<br />
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Every year I get a cookbook and cook, bake and concoct the heck out of it. I've done this with French, Greek, and raw food cuisines. Although the summer of my raw food I didn't cook at all, which was--a-hem--the whole point to the "raw" food cookbook in the first place.<br />
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But this summer is my Summer of Italian food and I'll be learning from the best: <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/30/dining/Marcella-Hazan-dies-changed-the-way-americans-cook-italian-food.html">Marcella Hazan</a>, the Italian cookbook author who married an Italian, and lived in New York City for decades. With her books, namely, <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essentials-of-classic-italian-cooking-marcella-hazan/1100013646">Essentials of Classic Italian Cooking</a> she is the go-to source for high-quality, pure Italian recipes. Even Mario Batali returns to her cookbooks again and again.<br />
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I like Mario, and Italian men. But I love Marcella.<br />
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Marcella's recipes are simple, wholesome and delicious. The only thing I don't like about her book <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essentials-of-classic-italian-cooking-marcella-hazan/1100013646">Essentials of Classic Italian Cooking</a>--and this is a teeny, tiny fribble quibble: There aren't any pictures.<br />
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I didn't see it coming.<br />
Mr. Wonderful has disappeared.<br />
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At first the home repairs slowed. Then the trips to the home improvement store stopped. Now he's left the building entirely. Why? Because he's outside playing with our daughter. Drawing with sidewalk chalk, pushing her in the Cozy Coupe car, pretending to eat vegetables with her.<br />
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Friends, it has happened: Mr. Wonderful has morphed into Papa.<br />
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The House has never looked as unfinished as it does now but he's never been happier. Is there a correlation between not doing DIY projects and being happy? Or is it more that he is just thrilled to be a father? The House, all home improvement store stock holders and I are betting (praying) it's the latter and he'll start back on the home improvement projects soon. Although not today. Today is his day.<br />
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Wishing all the fathers, dads, and papas a very Happy Father's Day!<br />
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">I scheduled it so that all museum visits happened during her afternoon nap time. While she sawed wood in her stroller, we got to see the Colosseum, the Roman Forum, the Vatican Museum with the Sistine Chapel (gorgeous), the Uffizi Gallery, and the Accademia in Florence (David is a hunk). But to get her to nap we had to let her spend the rest of the day pursuing Toddler Activities to wear her out, like: Chasing pigeons in Florence.</span></div>
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Italians love children and they go ga-ga over toddlers. Our toddler gave high fives (<i>batti cinque</i>) to countless Italian children, parents, and adults. Every waiter we had fell over themselves to help out with our toddler, which was a pleasant surprise. Nevertheless, although every Italian restaurant has a high chair (<i>seggiolone</i>), embrace the fact that for your toddler, no seat is as comfortable as your lap. Even while dining at the Pantheon. </div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10876203901347318399noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1084735443670418389.post-69628931250671321312016-05-30T17:00:00.000-07:002016-05-30T17:00:04.194-07:00Thank You For Your ServiceI don't meet military personnel enough.<br />
I don't see veterans often enough.<br />
I definitely don't say it enough.<br />
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After all, I live in L.A. where the only "uniform" people wear consists of yoga pants, a California Republic T-shirt and flip-flops.<br />
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But anytime throughout the year that I travel through airports--like last week--and see members of the military, I always take a moment to thank them for their service. They're always gracious for the acknowledgement. They deserve more than a thank you. They deserve good and timely healthcare; educational scholarships; safe, affordable housing; low-interest loans; and so much more.<br />
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But saying thank you is a start. So today I say to all current military personnel and veterans THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!<br />
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And have a very happy Memorial Day.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10876203901347318399noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1084735443670418389.post-60499128256089361872016-05-29T01:50:00.000-07:002016-05-29T01:50:59.719-07:00Writing in Italy“I need to cook and clean less,” I said sweeping the kitchen floor. <br />“Okay,” Mr. Wonderful said putting the breakfast room chairs on top of the table.<br />“I need to work less.” I said sweeping under the table.<br />“Okay.”<br />“And I need to write more.”<br />“… Okay.”<br /><br />Between doing home improvement work, caring for a baby, and putting food on the table, it had become abundantly clear to me that there were not enough hours in the year for my writing. So I did what any self-respecting writer does: I got out of Dodge.<br /><br />Specifically I went to Italy to write with <a href="http://www.thelemontreehouse.org/">The Lemon Tree House</a> Residency Program for writers and artists. There I stayed in a villa atop a hill in beautiful Tuscany. <br />
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<br />There was a daily cocktail hour (yum). The staff was kind and the other writers were diverse and creative, which made for dynamic dinner conversations. <br />
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<br />My writing room was bright and quiet. And did I mention the daily cocktail hour?<br /><br />The residency’s location, program, and that daily cocktail hour were so amenable that I was able to achieve my goal: to write like a fiend, which was <i>fantastico! </i>The Lemon Tree House helped recharge my batteries and jump start my writing. For me it was the perfect residency with the best people in a glorious corner of the world. It was a wonderful experience. Thank you, Lemon Tree House! <br />
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“I haven’t blogged in months.” </div>
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“People will wonder where I’ve been.”</div>
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“Morning, Jerry. Your roses look lovely.”</div>
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“Thanks,” he said straightening his San Francisco 49ers cap. Then pointing to our house, “You still live there?”</div>
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“You have a baby.” I stopped short. “Good thing you put in that low maintenance, drought-tolerant garden. With a baby you won’t be doing much gardening now.” </div>
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“Morning, neighbor!” he said with a friendly wave before crossing the street. “Long time no see,” he said giving me a bear hug.</div>
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“I know,” I said hugging him back. “I haven’t been around much because—”</div>
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“You have a baby.” I stopped short. “Good thing you redid your kitchen. I can’t imagine having a baby and not having a kitchen.”</div>
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<i>What?! </i>“Charles, how did <i>you</i> know about our baby?” </div>
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“Harold told me.”</div>
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“Hi Harold, working on your tan?” </div>
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“Which is something you won’t be doing much of with that baby of yours.” I stopped short. “Babies take a lot of time and attention. Good thing you got the house painted. Now there are fewer lead paint flakes for her to eat.” That is so Harold: he’s such a ray of positive sunshine. (Insert sarcastic tone here.)</div>
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“How did <i>you </i>know we had a baby? And a girl?”</div>
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“I may be old but I’m not deaf or blind. Yet.” He looked at the pink color on his bare arms then stood up. “How’s she doing?”</div>
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“The baby’s doing great, but I’m tired. Exhausted really. Plus we still have so much to do on The House, but I can’t imagine redoing anything on it right now.”</div>
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“Babies sap your energy. With them, the years are short but the days are long. So enjoy it. All of it,” he said folding up the lawn chair and disappeared into his garage.</div>
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Maybe he was right. Maybe they all were right. (Insert tired sigh here.) I should be thankful for what Mr. Wonderful and I had redone and should just enjoy being a mom now. I should say good-bye to all those trips to the home improvement store; good-bye to all those hours comparing tile, and good-bye to all those weeks living in a construction zone. I should say good-bye to all that and just put a pin in home improvement projects, including replacing the sagging patio awning, until our Baby was older. Like 18 years-old older.</div>
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“What did the neighbors say about our news?” he said while bouncing the Little One on his knee. </div>
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“They already knew we had a baby and a girl. So I guess everyone in the world knows now.” I sat in the kitchen, took Baby in my arms and kissed her soft cheek. “And that’s fine by me.” My eyes ran from her tiny, perfect eyes, nose and mouth, to her tiny, hands with perfect nails. If the home improvement projects had to stop for a while, including the sagging outdoor awning, because of her, that was okay by me.</div>
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"Nothing," I said from the passenger seat while rolling the car window down with my right arm.<br />
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While the formula (Christmas + December 25 = Presents) was undoubtedly true, I didn't want any gifts because there was another true formula: (Christmas + My Age = Everything I Want/Need/& Ever Desired Wrapped in a Big Red Bow). Besides if I gave in and let him buy me something, it was bound to be a humongo sweater, a fuchsia-colored crock pot or a pair of itchy wool socks. Although I love my spouse, I prefer buying gifts for myself to ensure that I get the right size, color and cotton content.<br />
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At the car dealership he showed me a car with a big red bow on it and said, "It's for you."<br />
I was floored.<br />
"I... I love it," I stammered.<br />
"Unless of course, you still don't want me to give you a Christmas gift--" He was about to say something more but I stifled his words with a kiss.<br />
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Hoping you have a a very Merry Christmas with a big red bow on it!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10876203901347318399noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1084735443670418389.post-74227000097161580142015-11-25T12:57:00.002-08:002015-11-25T12:58:42.085-08:00Flavor and Taste--Painting the House<div style="font-size: 16px;">
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“Burgundy?”</div>
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I'm a big fan of Burgundy, Bordeaux and Cabernet. Those colors aren't too shabby either. In fact, I wanted one of them to grace The House’s exterior walls, trim or even gutters. But Mr. Wonderful had other ideas about what colors we should paint our humble abode.<br />
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“How about this brown,” he said flapping a paint card in one hand.<br />
“Too dark,” I said shaking my head.<br />
“Tan?”<br />
“Too boring.”<br />
“Gray?”<br />
“Too grim.”<br />
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We had put off painting The House’s exterior for far too long for one reason: Mr. Wonderful and I couldn’t agree on colors. I was rooting for the bright hues of French Vanilla, White Wine and Chardonnay. He preferred the murky ones of Almond Latte, Roasted Coffee and Fresh Arabica. I liked Old Vineyard; he liked Double-Shot Brew. I liked Wine White; he liked Coffee Brown. And then it hit me: we each preferred the colors of our favorite beverages. Wineaux me liked the colors with <i>vino</i>-oriented names and espresso-lover him liked the coffee-related names.<br />
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“The names are distracting us,” I said clearing from the table my wine glass and his espresso cup. “We’re going to look at the color, not drink it.”<br />
“Speak for yourself,” he said eyeing the espresso machine with desire.<br />
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And The House remained unpainted.<br />
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The next weekend we decided to forgo looking at names and choose paint samples based purely on the colors. I gravitated to the rich hues of a maple tree in autumn while he went for more earthy colors. I liked Northern Territory, Saddle Up and Santa Fe Sunset. He preferred Red Rocks, Red Clay and Red Dirt Pile. I wanted Scandinavian Modern; he wanted Arts and Crafts. I wanted light; he wanted dark. I wanted beautiful; he wanted depressing. Then it hit me: my spouse was lacking in taste. Specifically <i>my</i> taste.<br />
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But taste in color can be acquired. Just ask Iggy Pop: the rocker and former drug addict who is now addicted to… vintage red wine and opera. And since Mr. Wonderful was a fan of Mr. Pop, I thought there was hope for my spouse. My man could learn my taste. Purposefully I left my preferred paint samples lying around The House: on the coffee table, across the kitchen counters, encircling the bathroom sink. I even wore my preferred autumnal colors, which all happened to come in wool sweaters.<br />
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Mr. Wonderful slammed a glass of ice cold lemonade. “That’s some sweater you’re wearing.”<br />
“Isn’t it beautiful? It’s a Maple Red,” I said wiping the sweat from my forehead.<br />
“It looks hot.”<br />
“It’s a warm color.”<br />
“No, it looks like you’re overheating in that thing. What a horrible color. I would never wear it or have it around The House.”<br />
“But I like it,” I said sweating bullets.<br />
“Suit yourself.”<br />
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My plan had backfired. Mr. Wonderful wan’t going to become a fan of my colors and on sheer principle I wasn’t going to become a fan of his.<br />
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More time passed without colors chosen or even discussed. Something had to happen. Someone had to say “uncle”. But I wasn’t going to say it be—<br />
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“UNCLE!” I shouted. “If we can’t use my colors then we’ll do the thing I wanted to avoid.”<br />
“Use my colors?” he said with a lilt in his voice.<br />
“Compromise.”<br />
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We went back the the store and pored over the countless cards and for each hue we found a bajillion hues that each of us liked, then we wittled it down to one color that was the closest to those that we both wanted individually. As a compromise we chose Almond Latte for him, Corbusier’s Red Kiss for me and Brown Mish-Mash for us. It took weeks but finally we had our colors. Hooray!<br />
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Compromising wasn’t so bad. Actually it was pretty good. In order to get results, other couples should do it, my mother-in-law should do it, even Congress should try it every now and then. Compromising may have even helped my relationship with Mr. Wonderful… Nah.<br />
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Most importantly, this compromise meant: The House would no longer be unpainted. It was going to get painted—finally! Now that’s something to be thankful for!<br />
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The event hosted 50 authors and sat me between <a href="https://twitter.com/TheElf26">Dina Gachman</a> (author of <i>Brokenomics, </i>a funny looked at living frugally in L.A.) and Barbara Sheppard (author of a book on meditations helping one live peacefully, which basically means: Move out of L.A.).<br />
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I enjoyed talking to book readers. book lovers and other authors. The Sisters in Crime mystery authors of <a href="https://twitter.com/NancyColeSilve1">Nancy Cole Silverman</a> and <a href="http://www.djadamson.com/">D.J. Adamson</a> were delightful. I can't wait to read their books. People who engage with books are such an intelligent, interesting bunch of folks. And I'm not biased... too much.<br />
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Some highlights of the day included: 1) Talking to Publicity guru <a href="https://twitter.com/pubLIZityLA">Liz Donatelli</a> again; 2) Connecting with sweet friends who came to support little <i>moi; </i>and 3)<i> </i>Meet some New House Girl blog readers. After communicating with some blog readers via this blog, I (finally!) got to meet them in the flesh, shake their hands and laugh together.<br />
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Thanks to everyone who came out to make this local author so happy to be showcased in Burbank!<br />
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Have a great day reading!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10876203901347318399noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1084735443670418389.post-50224720201531715282015-10-16T13:25:00.001-07:002015-10-16T13:25:39.018-07:00Going to Burbank! A home to families, a boring (yawn) place, the butt of late-night jokes, "beautiful downtown Burbank" has had its share of disparaging comments. But say what you will, this Saturday I'm thrilled to be going to Burbank, California to partake in the <a href="http://burbanklibrary.com/events/local-authors-showcase-0">Burbank Local Authors' Showcase</a>!<br />
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Comedy me will be joining, among other writers: <a href="https://twitter.com/DeeJAdams">Dee J. Adams</a> who writes Romantic Suspense, <a href="https://twitter.com/dhaithman">Diane Haithman</a> who wrote <i>Dark Lady of Hollywood</i> and Felice Fox who writes Lust and Love Stories. Lust and love aren't the same thing? Darn. I'm going to have to break the news to Mr. Wonderful.<br />
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All this writerly action is taking place Saturday, Oct. 17th 1-4 PM at the <a href="http://burbanklibrary.com/branch/buena-vista">Burbank Public Library's Buena Vista Branch</a>. There won't be yawns, it won't be boring and there will definitely be families and book lovers there in beautiful downtown Burbank.<br />
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<span class="GramE">You can't go wrong by coming to the Local Authors' Showcase! I hope to see you in </span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">Burbank this Saturday to hob nob with writers and talk books, Books, BOOKS!</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“The House exterior doesn’t look good,” Mr. Wonderful said pulling at a flaking paint chip with his fingernail.</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“I know,” I said grabbing 14 bags of groceries from the car and slinging them over my shoulders.</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“It needs to be painted,” Mr. Wonderful said gazing at the trim.</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“I know,” I said staggering under the weight of the bags.</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“We should do it ourselves.”</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0px;">“I kno— What?!”</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Fixing up a fixer-upper House is a lot of work, You research, you sweat, you go to the home improvement store six times—In. One. Day. You drop everything to make The House look good. Look better. Look the best it can be. All by ourselves we’d fixed up the inside, the garden side and the poolside. But did we really have to do the <i>outside?</i></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">I wasn’t being lazy, just practical, after all it was summer in Southern California: that glorious time of year when ice cream melts while still in the freezer. I could not imagine washing, sanding and painting The House’s exterior under a gray wintery sky not to mention under SoCal’s blazing summer sun. </span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“I respect your DIY enthusiasm,” I said plopping the grocery bags on the kitchen floor “but shouldn’t we hire a specialist to paint the exterior?” </span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“And trust someone else to do it?” Mr. Wonderful said examining the paint chip in his hand. “No way.”</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“Many companies paint house exteriors. So they must be trustworthy to base their entire business model on it.”</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“But they won’t do as good a job as me.”</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“It’s 116 degrees outside. Do you want to paint The House?” </span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">He shook his head. “But where will we find a painter?” </span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Mr. Wonderful may be the pro at deciding when to use a Phillips screwdriver or using… the other type of screwdriver, but I am the expert on getting information. With groceries stowed away, I bounded outside.</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“Hi, Harold!” I hollered to our 86 year-old neighbor. “You had your house painted last year.”</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“That’s right,” Harold said sweeping the dust from his car with a large, soft brush.</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“Who did it?”</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“I’m not telling you.” </span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“Excuse me?” </span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“You heard me.”</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“But we want our House to look as good as yours.”</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“There’s already paint flaking off. See?” he said jabbing a finger at his garage door trim. It was minuscule but if Harold didn’t trust this painter there wasn’t an ice cube’s chance in summery L.A. that Mr. Wonderful would.</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“So you won’t tell me who did it?”</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“Nope.”</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“Thanks for nothing.”</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0px;">But Harold was not the end-all be-all of neighborhood news and Angie’s List-like recommendations. I had other sources like this little thing called… The Internet. BAM! Take that, Harold!</span><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Choosing a painting company with a local address I read a review of it on Yelp. A customer said: <i>This was the best painting job ever! I’m so happy I chose this company!</i></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">How could the same company get such glowing reviews <i>and </i>such horrible reviews? Did it do spotty work—excellent sometimes and poor other times? Or did it have less to do with the painting company and more to do with… the reviewer? Having been around my share of blocks, I had noticed that Yelp’s mixed-bag reviews phenomenon didn’t just happen with painters, it happened with restaurants, hotels and nail bars. People either love-love-loved something! Or hated it with a passion normally reserved for Nazi war criminals. I’ve seen Yelp “reviewers” give a restaurant a horrible review not because the food was bad (it wasn’t, it was actually quite good and affordable) but because the waiter didn’t serenade them with <i>Happy Birthday Cha-Cha-Cha,</i> give them a free dessert and tuck them in bed at night. </span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">both great and terrible Yelp reviews and my finding was that the restaurants were very good. Proving my point that the disgruntled Yelp reviewer will complain about anything, even if it’s unfounded. Okay, <i>especially</i> if it’s unfounded. Actually it’s moniker fits: the reviewers are all giving quick, shrill cries… for attention. </span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Nevertheless dropping some cash on a restaurant with mixed-bag reviews is not the same thing as rolling the dice on a large expense like painting a whole house. While Harold gave me too little information, Yelp gave me too much. Yelp couldn’t help me find a painter. </span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Disheartened after spending hours online with nothing to show for it, I went outside to wrack my brain for a good painter and get the mail. Then BAM! Swinging from our front door was a door hanger advertisement for an exterior house paint specialist. The ad said the company painted historic homes in Pasadena and throughout Los Angeles, which intrigued me. But what really impressed me was that someone from that company was walking door-to-door drumming up business. In. This. Heat. </span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Afterwards I looked the company up online. A Yelp reviewer said: <i>This was the best painting job ever! I’m so happy I chose this company! </i>While the very next Yelper said: <i>“This company hung a door hanger ad on my door! That’s the worst thing anyone’s ever done to me. Including that Nazi war criminal—”</i></span></div>
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It was the summer of '15--hot and dry as a cow bone. We were in the fourth year of a drought when something amazing happened. The flood hit! A flood of "water", you say? Heck no. Tomatoes!<br />
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Back in May I'd bought four scrawny plants of the "Early Girl" variety. In my garden patch I dug four holes, plunked a tomato plant in each one, added some water and chicken poop then waited. One plant died. But soon the other three plants shot up and sprouted petite yellow flowers. Each bloom became a green fruit, which ripened into a red orb or lusciousness.<br />
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Then less than the prescribed 90 days after planting, the three plants--over five feet tall!--were weighted down with their bounty. The only thing I could do was pick the fruit and and eat it.<br />
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Wow! These tomatoes were delicious! Correction: <i>Are</i> delicious because we are still eating them. I've put these tomatoes to work in salads with feta cheese and cucumbers, on BLTs, in omelets, in pasta dishes, on toast, in grill cheese sandwiches, in ratatouille, beside steak, next to potatoes, on top of noodles, rice, bulgar and quinoa. Yet no matter how many tomatoes I use the three jumbo plants kept flooding us with fruit!<br />
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I've given bags of tomatoes to neighbors, friends, a random lawyer, my dentist and all 16 of his dental hygienists. The latter loved them because tomatoes don't cause tooth decay, which is very important to dental workers.<br />
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The Great Tomato Flood is still happening and I'm enjoying being awash in summer's finest fruity-vegetable. I'm riding this wave as long as it lasts.<br />
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California + August = Culinary Happiness!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10876203901347318399noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1084735443670418389.post-64376495521555901612015-08-23T14:04:00.003-07:002015-08-23T14:04:49.379-07:00Summer Trips: HighlightsA picture is worth a thousand words. Or at least 250 of 'em. To share how great my trips were this summer, here are some of my favorite photographs. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!<br />
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One of the highlights of going to San Francisco this time was having lunch at the the famed Cliff House restaurant. The atmosphere was classy, the crab sandwich was delicious and the view of the Pacific Ocean from the dining room was awe-inspiring.<br />
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With its grape vines and sunshine, Sonoma County is one of my happy places and this return trip did not disappoint!<br />
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We also attended the Sonoma-Marin Counties Fair where I saw plenty of fowl at the Poultry Palace, the porkers run in the Pig Races and the Beach Boys perform (minus Brian Wilson) "Help Me Rhonda". All for $15--it was money well spent! After seeing the Pig Races I wondered how had I reached this point in my life without ever having seen a Pig Race?! I highly recommend this fair and Pig Races!<br />
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We spent some time on San Francisco Bay in a boat. I appreciated the simplicity of boat living. Fewer rooms to care for and fix up, quiet neighbors. But I sure would miss my garden and I bet Harold would miss me. Okay, maybe he wouldn't but that's still okay.<br />
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Sequoia National Park is so majestic with its massive Sequoia trees. Walking among the giants put things into perspective for me. Basically: The trees are huge and I am small but I still need to protect them.<br />
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I even became a tourist in my home city of Los Angeles when I visited the La Brea Tar Pits again. The museum has added an excellent CG movie illustrating life 11,000 years ago in Hollywood for Saber Tooth Tigers, Dire Wolves and Woolly Mammoths. This site remains an active archaeological site and is the world's largest archeological dig site in a large metropolitan area. Who knew?<br />
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I also met the skull of a Saber Tooth Tiger up close and personal.<br />
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Mr. Wonderful and I had great trips this summer and feel refreshed to start work again on the house. Although... maybe we'll stretch summer out and start the DIY work AFTER Labor Day.<br />
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“What a great trip,” I said tossing the dirty laundry into the hamper with a bandage on my finger.</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“Yes,” Mr. Wonderful said stowing the empty suitcases in the closet.</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“I loved seeing the sights.”</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“Yes.”</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“Eating great meals.”</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“Yes.”</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“And laughing with my awesome family and friends.”</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0px;">“Yes,” he nodded. “…So, let’s get working on the house again.”</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">When we bought our fixer-upper House I was thrilled. Finally we had a place to call our own; a place to live in; a place to love in; a place to lounge around in our pajamas ’til noon in. I was so happy with The House that I didn’t want to travel overseas, go away for the weekend, even go out for coffee. I just wanted to encase myself in The House forever like a caterpillar in its sticky, sweet cocoon.</span><br />
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">That was until the DIY work dragged on and the DIY monster within Mr. Wonderful awakened. For months he had led the attack as we redid the living room, the bedrooms, the hallways, the kitchen (twice), the pool, the front garden and the back garden. We would have redone the roof garden but (thankfully) we didn’t have one. A “roof garden” that is, we did have a “roof”. Although Mr. Wonderful keeps repeating: “We’ll have to redo the roof sometime,” while shaking his head, which makes me shake in my boots.</span><br />
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">So finally after working nonstop on The House, Mr. Wonderful and I broke out of its cocoon coziness like two young butterflies off to explore the wider world. I felt refreshed and recharged because like my spouse, the travel was wonderful.</span><br />
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">But now we were back home.</span><br />
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“Mail,” the postal carrier said walking up the driveway.</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“Thanks,” I said receiving a bundle of advertisements with my bandaged finger.</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“You still live here?”</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“Ha-ha! We were just gone for a while taking a fabulous vacation to Wine Country, San Francisco and the National Park—”</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“What happened to your finger?”</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">I raised the bandaged digit and shrugged. “I sliced into it while cooking.”</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“Wow,” he said with eyes growing large. “Did you cut it off?” </span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Here I was visibly blooming with beautiful vacation stories and all he wanted to do was talk about my bloody finger. </span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“I still have it,” I said waving him off with my unbandaged hand.</span><br />
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">But as I wandered my front garden I wondered about his question in particular and people in general. When confronted with good news and bad, do people prefer discussing the bad? I shook my head. To be fair, I didn’t know this postal carrier well. I rarely saw him so maybe it's just strangers who focus on the bad as a form of chit-chat. I mean, how many times have I been in an elevator when a complete stranger revealed dark family secrets that never should have seen the light of day? Too. Many. Times. </span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">No, I thought, not all people wanted to hear bad news, just the strangers in our life.</span><br />
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“Where have you been?” said our neighbor with the bright blue eyes. </span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“Thanks for asking, Norma,” I said with a wave. “Actually, where <i>haven’t</i> we been? We went to delicious Napa and Sonoma Counties, beautiful Sequoia National Park and fun San Francisco where we saw my—</span><br />
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0px;">“What happened to you?” she said shielding her baby blues from the bright sun.</span></div>
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“This?” I raised my hand revealing the bandage on my ring finger. She nodded. “I cut myself while cooking.”</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“It looks serious.”</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“Well—”</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“Did you hit the bone? Did you lose the tip?” she said peering at my digit with a laser-like gaze as if her vision alone could heal it—or cut it off. “Was there a lot of blood?” </span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Why did this 85 year-old woman get excited by bloody, chopped body parts? I’m friendly with Norma, so why didn’t she want to know about my very happy trip rather that the shock value of <i>did I decapitate my finger?</i> </span><br />
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Answer: She was just like the postal carrier who didn’t know me at all. Didn’t anybody I knew want to know how my trip was?</span><br />
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“So you're not dead,” my 86 year-old neighbor said exiting the garage with a broom. </span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“I’m alive and kicking, Harold!” I beamed at the neighbor I saw the most. If anyone cared about my trip, it would be him. How many hours of conversation had we shared from our respective driveways, over the fence and in his wood-paneled family room? You could count them in weeks. No, months! Years, I say! “So Harold, we drove up to San Francisco and went on a boat docked in the bay—”</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“Did you sail around?”</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">Harold was asking me questions about the content of my trip! How thrilling! He cared more about me than my chopped finger! Hooray!</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“No, we had drinks and then slept on the boat. The next morning we woke up to the sound of lapping water and barking sea lions. It was magnificent!”</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“You didn’t sail the bay?”</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“No but—”</span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">“I guess you couldn’t sail anything with a chopped-off finger.” He peered at me through his eyeglasses, which magnified his eyes ten fold. “So how did you cut it off? Was there a lot of blood? Did you hit the bone? Go to the hospital? Call 911—”</span><br />
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">When I entered The House I still heard him asking questions. For the record: I had a great time in Wine Country, San Francisco and Sequoia National Park. It was FABULOUS, I say! </span><br />
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Most of the year I’m thrilled that I live on the Pacific coast. In California we have beautiful weather, good food, great wine and a happy people. But there is one day—July 4th—when I miss the history found seemingly everywhere back East. While California embraces all that is new, the Mid-Atlantic states respect and protect the history of our country’s founding. Not the least of which are George Washington’s dentures, which for the record were not made of wood but ivory, metal and human teeth.</div>
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While California may seem far away from the battle sites of Trenton, Saratoga and Yorktown; a world away from the Boston Massacre and Boston Tea Party; and on another planet from snowy Valley Forge, we have something that the East coast has, as well as the Midwest, the West and the South. This thing that all our states have is more moving than seeing a revolutionary battleground, another bed where Washington slept or the table where George rested his dentures. No matter where we find ourselves on July 4th, what we all have are the words that started the American Revolution and explained our rationale for wanting our independence. </div>
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Continuing one of my favorite traditions, I’m off to read the Declaration of Independence, which you can read <a href="http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/declaration_transcript.html">here</a>, too. </div>
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After which I’m going to eat some barbecue with my own real teeth. Happy Birthday to us! The United States of America! </div>
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Gardening is hard but gardening in a drought is near impossible. Luckily I got the drought tolerant and sun-loving plants in the ground a couple years ago so that now they have well established roots that go down deep, all the way to China.<br />
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In my garden the Apricot tree, the Manzanita tree and of course the Grape vines are doing exceedingly well. The Pansies not so well. They're such... pansies. Grape vines thrive in the heat and the ones in our backyard are starting to look red and luscious. They're not as large as the grapes you buy at the grocery store, but if last year is any test, I personally think the flavor of our grapes trumps store-bought anyway. I'm by no means biased.</div>
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I sampled a bunch of grapes today. They tasted sweet and delicious. The other bunches of grapes on our vines are still ripening but if they turn out to be like the bunch I nibbled on for lunch, things are looking good for a good grape harvest in a week or two.</div>
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Wishing all the fathers, dads, papas and da-das a very happy day today!</div>
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Because if you're anything like my dad was, you deserve it!</div>
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