Meanwhile, the Suburban Style Golden Globes are taking place in my neighborhood right now.
Here are this year's Winners:
Mr. Wonderful for "Birdman"
His quote: "The chickens made me do it."
Harold for "Boyhood"
His quote: "It happened so long ago. I can't believe I ever had a boyhood."
Jackson the Cat for "Into the Woods"
His quote: "Meow, meow, meooooow."
Me for "Still A̶l̶i̶c̶e̶ Alicia"
My quote: "Thank you, I think."
And that's it from my house to yours! Enjoy the Golden Globes!